bored in chicago
Wanna Hear Something Gross?
The other night I awoke to some rather disturbing sounds only to be downright shocked that two people were having sex in my backyard. In the snow. While I choked back the vomit that insisted on finding its way up my throat I called the police. When they arrived the two dirtbags had moved to the stairway outside that leads to my basement and, yes, they were fully naked. Cops, with guns drawn, began to verbally assault the two for being so dumb and disgusting. Oh, and they found a bunch of drugs on the one guy.
End of Story.
Enjoy your meal.
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