blooddiemond

Something I just thought of from a long while back but still makes me laugh:

• Running into a friend and his friend outside a bar in Wicker Park
• C: Oh hey man, what're you up to tonight?
• Friend: Hey buddy. Oh you know, just lookin for some Dookie Booty tonight.
• C: (Laughs)
• Friend of Friend: Yea, we're lookin to change some diapers.
• C: And these are good things correct? Wait, We're still talking about grown women and their butts right?
• That has to be a direct quote from Adam, right?