Ok, this year I’m actually going to make a solid attempt at being Artie (the strongest man in the world). I tried last year to no avail for one simple reason: the shirt. I can’t tell you how hard it is to find a shirt similar to this. It’s retarded.
That said, I plan on getting so intoxicated that I leap onto bowling balls all night at random and confuse whatever party I unfortunately end up at. Unfortunate for them, of course, because they will have a 22 year old acting retarded yet very confident on their hands; almost errogant about my strength if you will.
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