If you buy an Ipad I will no longer be friends with you unless you can convince me it serves more purpose than…well, an iphone. Nevermind, you can make phone calls on an Iphone. I just won’t be friends with you because you’re obviously trying to measure dicks. And you’re rich. You win. 

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