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Ok, ok, so its been a while since this baby’s been updated and I want to start this off by saying I’m in Kalamazoo Michigan, drunk on Castillo Spiced Rum with my main man  Dave Curley. Whoa. Big couple of weeks. I’ll just make a list:

1. Got to Michigan in time for a crazy Bachelor party for our man, Soosh.

A. Beer was spilled.

B. Barebutt Corner was created

C. I streaked through a golf course mid-day and was so drunk I couldn’t find my way back to the cabin while being chased by golf carts.

D. Our main man Soosh got married to our main lady Mrs. Soosh

E. Beer was spilled.

F. Christian, Dean, Abbi and Jenny got to enjoy everything Alpena has to offer: Drinking and shooting guns. 

G. I almost swore off drinking for  a good 14 times

H. I almost quit smoking

I. Bruno ate a skunk (my dog)

J. Dick ripping his sleeves off at the wedding and Mcconnell wearing it as a head band at the wedding

K. Scooter Trash rocking the wedding

L. Still remembering the alphabet whilst drunk. whilst? I’m positive thats not right.

M. So many “you’re mom” jokes that Phil tackled me in a tux

N. Edwards sadly moving to California, “the land of fruits and nuts”

O. Riding motorcycles

P. Pee

Now its back to Chicago tomorrow! Hopefully I’ll have a job and my tree’s not dead. Oh, and my phone survived 15 minutes in a hot tub. Actually, 15 minutes in the hot tub fixed my phone. I think someone is radioactive and was in the hot tub. Pictures to come!!!!!!