March 17th, 2010 at 1:57AM
The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty McGoo: This is the kind of relationship advice I get from Dave.

Dave- I just dont like to count my chickens before they hatch.

Jessica- Nerd.

Dave- Haha, I made myself laugh typing that.

Jessica- Your chickens are always hatching though, that’s the thing. How doo you do it? More importantly, how do I do it?

Dave- Give 100% more blowjobs. A little inside…
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    This was funny made me laugh
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    love that Dave is under...impression that when we see a sexy guy our first thought is,...
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