blooddiemond

-Yawns are contagious to dogs
-Life is more enjoyable when you are working to make money to buy useless shit
-MTV has gone down the shittube and has no hopes of ever returning
-Dark Knight made me aspire to be a maniac and wear makeup (i dont have the balls)
-I need all of my Michiganders to come down here and drink/puke off balconies with my Chicagoans
-Eating can be creative when your money supply is low
-Drinking can be even more creative when your money supply is low
-Air conditioning makes life bareable
-Waking up after 10:30am makes me feel like a shitbag
-Coffee is still good when the weather is over 80 degrees
-Girls in Wicker Park are way hotter when the weather is over 80 degrees (as opposed to, oh say, below 0)
-I can’t believe I wrote that
-I need a haircut
-Life is more enjoyable with a mustache

The End