blooddiemond

last night

tsexrex:

i got drunk and everyone went to bed so i started texting people at like 4am.  most of them were “r u still awake” in an attempt to find someone to talk to.  there were a few “i’m drunk i love you”s which seems normal since i’m a loving drunk.  but in the middle is a text to my good friend greg diamond that says “sit on my face cum on my balls.”  no idea where that came from, but it made me laugh this morning.

I also laughed incredibly hard when i saw that this morning.