bored in chicago
Thanks Steve Jobs for making FaceTime a real thing and Darcy for making this photo happen.
December 22, 2011. Chicago, IL.
“Hood As Fuck” By Gregory Diemond
vintagegal: Krampus is a mythical creature recognized in Alpine countries. According to legend, Krampus accompanies Saint Nicholas during the Christmas season, warning and punishing bad children, in contrast to St. Nicholas, who gives gifts to good children.
When the Krampus finds a particularly naughty child, it stuffs the child in its sack and carries the frightened child away to its lair, presumably to devour for its Christmas dinner
Last year my friend dressed as Krampus and (lightly) whipped several friends with his bundle of sticks at a Krampus Nacht party.
(via littletinyfish)
Murder by Death - Kentucky Bourbon
There are many choices in this life
That we don’t get to make
Like who’s your pa, where your from
And when the leaves are down it’s time to rake
But you can choose your drinking partner
And mine ain’t from Tennessee
Yes, it’s straight Kentucky bourbon for me
Oh yes, it’s sweet Kentucky bourbon for meLooking forward to buying a nice bottle of bourbon to sip on for the holidays this weekend.
If whomever left their long, crazy pubic hair in the public bathroom I just used steps forward, I will pay to have their snatch lasered.
Did you know that not one Christian has ever died from cancer? It’s true! Just look it up in the Bible you fucking idiot!
(via chuckhistory)
Mashup of the Day: If this inspired (and spoilerific) Breaking Bad-Simpsons remix isn’t sufficiently satiating your mashup addiction, perhaps this Breaking Bad-Beavis and Butt-head crossover by Tom Trager will do the trick:
Still no? Then you’ve got a serious problem.
[warmingglow / tomtrager.]
