May 2010
16 posts
I think I’m going to make “business” cards with my name and phone number on it just so I can delete my facebook and still have people call me and keep in touch. It’ll read, “Greg Diemond - your non fbook friend. Call me to party.”
One of the major perks will be never having to look at another app invitation ever again.
Contents found in the steam room this morning
nevermindthebolex:
-Birthday party hat
-Ray bans
-Various beer cans
-White tshirt
-Our dignity
Turns out we were in there for 2 hours last night. I feel very weak.
Now Tayne I can get into.
(via nevermindthebolex)
my favaorite Tim and Eric sketch this season!
The 12 most ridiculous (most genius?) Insane Clown... →
thealuminummonster:
twinkletits:
Annnnnndd … that’s basically why I’m down wit da clown til they dead in the ground. Wearin’ paint since 1998, muhfuckerzzz.
my blog is dumb. i need a 100% more photoshopped pictures of me naked. Help me Jolene.
Something I just thought of from a long while back...
Running into a friend and his friend outside a bar in Wicker Park
C: Oh hey man, what're you up to tonight?
Friend: Hey buddy. Oh you know, just lookin for some Dookie Booty tonight.
C: (Laughs)
Friend of Friend: Yea, we're lookin to change some diapers.
C: And these are good things correct? Wait, We're still talking about grown women and their butts right?
That has to be a direct quote from Adam, right?