April 2010
23 posts
I’m really hoping the last couple posts don’t put me into Tay Zonday or Star Wars Kid status. I like being an anonymous jackass.
Life is such a gamble. I mean, what if Jimmy Buffet never tasted a margarita?
“Every time you sniff and say somebody has “too much free time,” the part of you...”
– Merlin Mann (via yym) (via peterostrander)
BEN FOLDS TICKETS
Just out of curiosity, would anyone happen to have tickets to see Ben Folds in Chicago at The Vic Auditorium on either the 20th or 21st and want to TRADE them for tomorrow April 19th at 7:30? I have to work now and I’d be pretty bummed to miss it. If you have a trade, email me at gdiemond@gmail.com THANKS
Reblog and i’d be extremely happy!!
If you buy an Ipad I will no longer be friends with you unless you can convince me it serves more purpose than…well, an iphone. Nevermind, you can make phone calls on an Iphone. I just won’t be friends with you because you’re obviously trying to measure dicks. And you’re rich. You win.
There is a porn section at the Boys Town Brown...
(via balltillifall)
I know! I was there a week ago and I wandered around that little corner into the nook and started looking through magazines and then it dawned on me that it was a gay porn section when I noticed there were no chicks on the covers and a GIANT dildo selection. I may have blushed, laughed, said “eeeewwwwwwww” and left.
Correct Me If I'm Wrong
But hasn’t Sandra Bullock been irrelevant for many years? Who cares if her relationship has gone to hell, hasn’t everyone’s at some point? Get to the back of the line and get out of the headlines, you’re taking up way more space for more depressing stuff in the news. Note to self: don’t get married. Especially not to anyone named after a civil war era outlaw.
Advice
If you shit where you eat, you may end up in Karma Sutures.
434. A suntan is earned, never bought.
(via rulesformyunbornson)