December 2010
26 posts
“Oprah? Yeah, that old bitch gave me a free car but I couldn’t afford the...”
– fake winner in my head being interviewed by local newspaper
@ le doctor's office
me: doc, you have any recommendations on methods of quitting smoking?
doc: yeah, don't quit. at least not now, holidays, ya know? ask me next time.
me: ha! awesome. anyways, about those allergies...
I probably won’t be posting much for a couple/few weeks. I have the opportunity to go home, get some work done and see my family for the holidays (for the first time in a couple years). That said, have a great holiday and if you’re gonna drive drunk make sure it’s a saucer down a small hill and not a car. Michibound!
Listen
“i gave it a couple hoots, a hello and a fuck y’all. i guess everybody has...”
– bill callahan (the well)
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After I threw up in Taco Bell on Sunday I asked Chuck Klosterman on Vyou when the last time he threw up was. His answer was June of 2003.
STILL can’t get over that time I puked in a Taco Bell! To think it’s been two days now. Sundays are the worst…
