June 2009
16 posts
Back in atown with all the pals and my doggy!
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Oh yeah...
I did something incredibly stupid the other night. After cutting jalepenos I decided to take a leak without washing my hands first. Imagine the wimperings of a grown man for 20 minutes. Burn baby burn.
Boom!
I just stomped on a pack and a half worth of cigarettes (thats almost $20 in Chicago lingo) and then smoked what I hope to be my final one. This time I’m really putting all of my effort into not smoking. I want to get back in shape. Yeeeeaaaah. So, no one talk to me for about a week unless you want me to yell at you while eating your sandwiches.
(via huffingtonpost.com)
I guess David Letterman made a joke about Palin’s daughter yadda yadda…who cares. But these protesters are hilarious. Some of my favorite quotes are “I only watch Fox news”, “He (Letterman) has a daughter born out of wedlock” (he only has a son), and, well, it’s all pretty golden.
(248): Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
– TXTS FRM LST NGHT
Banksy in secret exhibition stunt →
I really wish that I could see this.
FenderĀ® Sonic Jazz Master Jazz Blaster →
Thurston Moore and Lee Ranaldo from Sonic Youth will officially have their own signature custom Jazzmasters on July 1. Please buy me both.
Conspiracy Theory?
So, whenever the Detroit Red Wings win against the Pittsburg Penguins it is by a relatively large margin either in number of goals or completely controlling the game. Lets take the other night’s game for instance; 5-0 Redwings. How can they go from completely dominating a team and shutting them out to losing the next game? Does anyone else find this strange? Do you think it is possible that...
The amount of coffee that I consume is directly correlated to the number of cigarettes I will smoke, thus rendering me wired and smelly.
Will Comply
Listening to the new Wilco. Yes, so far I am indeed loving it. Thanks for asking.