May 2009
15 posts
Today I am a mere blinking blue dot on a map due east. My eyes feel like someone blew saw dust in them and I’m tired of Pennsylvania.
it’s almost 4pm and i have still not put a shirt on yet.
I have now, I think, officially seen all episodes of The Sopranos. What’s funny, Im sure not more than 5 episodes in a row.
My grandpa is giving me my great great grandpa from Ireland’s straight razor. I’m going to cut the shit out of my face!
nevermindthebolex:
It didn’t occur to me until last night at the rehearsal dinner that I’m probably going to have to say a few words at my sister’s wedding today…
….I’m thinking about opening with a joke.
I think you should open with Motorin’ just because its your sister and the song starts out with “Sister Christian the time has come” or something like that.
“When you’re back in your old neighborhood cigarettes taste so good.”
– Wilco
Referees kill detroit hockey.
Awkward Family Photos →
If you look a few pages into it, there is a really terrible photo of a family wearing naked suits. Thats weird, but whats more, there is a weird father/daughter anatomy lesson going on.
Tumblarity is weak
tsexrex:
thealuminummonster:
I don’t need to internet to make me feel bad about myself, I can do that on my own.
the internet is now like an ex-girlfriend standing over my shoulder saying “you’re nothing and you’re always gonna be nothing.”
Tumblarity is ridiculous.
My life is a mess
My Iphone shattered, I dropped my peanut butter sandwich on the ground and my tumblarity is laughable. Where are your friends when you need them most?
Nothing sadder
Than a shattered iPhone…
Whoa, how did dean and I post hold steady lyrics at the same time!?!
“Hey bar room, hey tavern I find hope in all the souls you gather.”
– Hold Steady