July 2008
16 posts
The Hold Steady - Your Little Hoodrat Friend
The Hold Steady Drinking Game!
I had a stroke of genius the other day when I was recooping over a cup o’ joe: A Hold Steady Drinking game.
The rules go as follows:
1. Every time a person’s name is mentioned
2. Every time a city/state is mentioned
3. Every time there is a drug/drinking reference
4. Every time there is a sex reference
5. Chug for duration of guitar solos
6.-100. Try not to die of alcohol...
Things I Have Discovered Since School Has Let Out:
-Yawns are contagious to dogs
-Life is more enjoyable when you are working to make money to buy useless shit
-MTV has gone down the shittube and has no hopes of ever returning
-Dark Knight made me aspire to be a maniac and wear makeup (i dont have the balls)
-I need all of my Michiganders to come down here and drink/puke off balconies with my Chicagoans
-Eating can be creative when your money...
also, i just realized i left a notebook of lyrics, poetry and random stuff somewhere. i wish it had a self-destruct timer or something. i feel like a very naked and vulnerable man.
I love the Peanuts soundtrack so much that I...
I have a raging hangover. I’m noticing a pattern. Why do i feel like a freshman girl whose puking in the toilet reciting over and over, “i’ll never drink again!”? Ok, so i didn’t puke. I’m not thaaat bad, but its 8 o’clock and my head still hurts. The only cure known to man for a bad hangover is greasy, greasy diner food and 5 cups of coffee. I may...
the late Johnny Cash & Joe Strummer -...
Charlie Parker - Bloomdido. Watch out for the...
Seemed right for the day. John Prine - Crazy as a...
8 hour drive with no cyanide!
I’m driving BACK to Michigan in about a half hour. Somebody shoot me. Eight hours in a little truck seems like 1 day spent in a closet. These eight hours are also terrible for my health for the following reasons: I get bored and smoke cigarettes, I drink terribly huge amounts of coffee, I drink Red Bull and smoke more cigarettes. The worst part about this is when I get home and because of...
I’m going to see Alkaline Trio for the 1...
