July 2010
7 posts
“Nothing’s worth doing unless it has the potential to fuck up your whole life.”
– “Independence Day” by Richard Ford (via balltillifall)
90% of the time, the one you really want is still an arms length away. Just lop it off and live with one arm.
June 2010
13 posts
This drummer is in the wrong gig. [VIDEO] →
My friend Brian sent this to me and it’s probably the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks.
I Put It Off As Long As I Could
But I quickly fell in love with my first listen to The National’s High Violet. I had their first record on vinyl but it never really clicked. Now High Voilet, that I can get into.
May 2010
16 posts
I think I’m going to make “business” cards with my name and phone number on it just so I can delete my facebook and still have people call me and keep in touch. It’ll read, “Greg Diemond - your non fbook friend. Call me to party.”
One of the major perks will be never having to look at another app invitation ever again.
Contents found in the steam room this morning
nevermindthebolex:
-Birthday party hat
-Ray bans
-Various beer cans
-White tshirt
-Our dignity
Turns out we were in there for 2 hours last night. I feel very weak.
Now Tayne I can get into.
(via nevermindthebolex)
my favaorite Tim and Eric sketch this season!
The 12 most ridiculous (most genius?) Insane Clown... →
thealuminummonster:
twinkletits:
Annnnnndd … that’s basically why I’m down wit da clown til they dead in the ground. Wearin’ paint since 1998, muhfuckerzzz.
my blog is dumb. i need a 100% more photoshopped pictures of me naked. Help me Jolene.
Something I just thought of from a long while back...
Running into a friend and his friend outside a bar in Wicker Park
C: Oh hey man, what're you up to tonight?
Friend: Hey buddy. Oh you know, just lookin for some Dookie Booty tonight.
C: (Laughs)
Friend of Friend: Yea, we're lookin to change some diapers.
C: And these are good things correct? Wait, We're still talking about grown women and their butts right?
That has to be a direct quote from Adam, right?
April 2010
23 posts
I’m really hoping the last couple posts don’t put me into Tay Zonday or Star Wars Kid status. I like being an anonymous jackass.
Life is such a gamble. I mean, what if Jimmy Buffet never tasted a margarita?
“Every time you sniff and say somebody has “too much free time,” the part of you...”
– Merlin Mann (via yym) (via peterostrander)
BEN FOLDS TICKETS
Just out of curiosity, would anyone happen to have tickets to see Ben Folds in Chicago at The Vic Auditorium on either the 20th or 21st and want to TRADE them for tomorrow April 19th at 7:30? I have to work now and I’d be pretty bummed to miss it. If you have a trade, email me at gdiemond@gmail.com THANKS
Reblog and i’d be extremely happy!!
If you buy an Ipad I will no longer be friends with you unless you can convince me it serves more purpose than…well, an iphone. Nevermind, you can make phone calls on an Iphone. I just won’t be friends with you because you’re obviously trying to measure dicks. And you’re rich. You win.
There is a porn section at the Boys Town Brown...
(via balltillifall)
I know! I was there a week ago and I wandered around that little corner into the nook and started looking through magazines and then it dawned on me that it was a gay porn section when I noticed there were no chicks on the covers and a GIANT dildo selection. I may have blushed, laughed, said “eeeewwwwwwww” and left.