blooddiemond

Jul 3, 2009 9:49pm

4th of July in Chicago

means that I often mistake the sound of fireworks for gunshots. i usually want to hit the floor.
Jul 3, 2009 5:08pm

My fav from texts from last night

txtsfrmlstnght:

(858): in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say “I’ll fuck you stupid, baby” but of course I said “I’ll fuck your stupid baby”
Jul 3, 2009 3:49pm
via poonparade.com
Jul 3, 2009 3:14pm

last night

tsexrex:

i got drunk and everyone went to bed so i started texting people at like 4am.  most of them were “r u still awake” in an attempt to find someone to talk to.  there were a few “i’m drunk i love you”s which seems normal since i’m a loving drunk.  but in the middle is a text to my good friend greg diamond that says “sit on my face cum on my balls.”  no idea where that came from, but it made me laugh this morning.

I also laughed incredibly hard when i saw that this morning.

Jul 1, 2009 7:16pm
Das Boot. Das Boot.
Jul 1, 2009 3:02pm
Jun 26, 2009 7:05pm

Back in atown with all the pals and my doggy!

#geo 45.06940108, -83.58229899

Jun 26, 2009 12:45am
tsexrex:

awesome

tsexrex:

awesome
Jun 24, 2009 2:24pm

Oh yeah...

I did something incredibly stupid the other night. After cutting jalepenos I decided to take a leak without washing my hands first. Imagine the wimperings of a grown man for 20 minutes. Burn baby burn.
Jun 24, 2009 2:05am

Boom!

I just stomped on a pack and a half worth of cigarettes (thats almost $20 in Chicago lingo) and then smoked what I hope to be my final one. This time I’m really putting all of my effort into not smoking. I want to get back in shape. Yeeeeaaaah. So, no one talk to me for about a week unless you want me to yell at you while eating your sandwiches.
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