blooddiemond
Jul 3, 2009
9:49pm
4th of July in Chicago
means that I often mistake the sound of fireworks for gunshots. i usually want to hit the floor.
Jul 3, 2009
5:08pm
My fav from texts from last night
(858): in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say “I’ll fuck you stupid, baby” but of course I said “I’ll fuck your stupid baby”
Jul 3, 2009
3:49pm
via poonparade.com
Jul 3, 2009
3:14pm
last night
i got drunk and everyone went to bed so i started texting people at like 4am. most of them were “r u still awake” in an attempt to find someone to talk to. there were a few “i’m drunk i love you”s which seems normal since i’m a loving drunk. but in the middle is a text to my good friend greg diamond that says “sit on my face cum on my balls.” no idea where that came from, but it made me laugh this morning.
I also laughed incredibly hard when i saw that this morning.
Jul 1, 2009
7:16pm
Das Boot.
Jul 1, 2009
3:02pm
Jun 26, 2009
7:05pm
Back in atown with all the pals and my doggy!
Jun 26, 2009
12:45am
awesome
Jun 24, 2009
2:24pm
Oh yeah...
I did something incredibly stupid the other night. After cutting jalepenos I decided to take a leak without washing my hands first. Imagine the wimperings of a grown man for 20 minutes. Burn baby burn.
Jun 24, 2009
2:05am
Boom!
I just stomped on a pack and a half worth of cigarettes (thats almost $20 in Chicago lingo) and then smoked what I hope to be my final one. This time I’m really putting all of my effort into not smoking. I want to get back in shape. Yeeeeaaaah. So, no one talk to me for about a week unless you want me to yell at you while eating your sandwiches.
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